Well, yesterday was the first “furlough Friday” in the fair state of California. This meant that a good number of state offices were closed for the day, among them that prime gauntlet that is the DMV, or Department of Motor Vehicles. Of the offices remaining open on this last furlough Friday were the “One-Stop Career Centers.” A bit ironic, but it makes perfect sense in that Californian way, doesn’t it?
Since the DMV offices are no longer open on Saturdays in general, this means that with the additional closure on every second Friday of the month, you’ll have some serious time to do waiting in line for your car-related business. And since here in California our cars seem to be the only mode of transpiration near and far, there’ll be lots of cussing coming down the road – so to speak.
Last time I went to my local DMV, a couple of weeks ago for work-related business, I had to wait in line for 1 hour and 20 minutes. Luckily, I had my Spanish book with me and managed to learn the conjugation for a few more verbs, none of the choice variety for cussing, though!
I wonder if the DMV would be amenable to small entrepreneurs with a big spirit in these lean and tough times and allow them to set up “shop” at the DMV to sell food and services – perhaps even massages – and so turn the dread of waiting in an interminable line into the delight of an escape of sorts. Ah, it’s just so much more California dreamin’, ain’t it?